I miss my 8th Continent Light Chocolate Soymilk..it's the one thing that I seriously, seriously miss every single day..multiple times a day..all day. I want it..NOW.
I feel like Veruca Salt from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory--all whiny and complaining and stomping around spouting off all the things she wants. That's me. Except, I'm not a wealthy, spoiled British child who is an heiress to a large legume conglomerate..which is all fictional. Nope, I'm a 30yr old woman, living in the United States of America. A mom of 3 children, ages 9, 7 & almost 4. And the 4yr old actually has quite a few characteristics relateable Veruca now that I think about it. I'm a stay-at-home mom, who just recently started working part-time for a local family/parent/child magazine doing social media stuff. I'm a military wife. I'm the exact opposite of the definition of spoiled.
So..yeah. If act a bit "Veruca-like" in regards to chocolate soymilk..well..tough mutha-effin' shit. It's not like YOU can hear me whining about it. Be thankful for that, at least. :)
Rant over. Thanks for listening. And you're welcome for a little background on yours truly. Any further questions please pass them along to my assistant..who like Veruca Salt, is also fictional.
That is all. Proceed with your day.
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